“I love my giant balls! They are so cool. ~Wizard of Legend”
“You know what? Fuck it! I am hurting all your things. Make me sparkle! ~Wizard of Legend”
“I like fisting...
I need a bigger fist...
Fisting right up the ass... ~Wizard of Legend”
“I’m drilling you up the wall, and then I’m gonna fist you some. ~Wizard of Legend”
“You think you’re gonna take me down a hallway and take advantage of my sweet wizard ass? ~Wizard of Legend”
“Aaaahhh! I’m a furry now! ~Wizard of Legend”
“Mmmmm, stick it in there Ezio. ~Assassin’s Creed Ezio Chronicles”
“Sacks are important to me. ~Pillars of Earth”
“Look at us regular wool fuckers. ~Pillars of Earth”
“I like my meats. Especially sausages. (talking about red blood cells)”
“I like pooping, murder tornadoes. (On Hippos)”
“The balls keep hitting me in the face.”
“If you want me to spend the whole movie hiding in you... that sounds weird, but kind of exactly what I meant. (On horror movies)”
“I’m not putting you in my mouth! (on eggnog)”
“Hey Butt, I got a pair. ~ Slay the Spire”
“Animals Please! You’re making it hard for me to build a winery in your barn. ~Stardew Valley”
“Who wants a long purple cucumber for their birthday? ~Stardew Valley”
I think Wizard of Legend is my highest quoteable game of the year. Thank you Mala_Cat, Lanna, Bloody, Nath, CrazyOldJay, Tank, CarryNek, Sister and Avianographer for the quote submissions this month. You guys got 100 b0bcaps for each quote and VIP status. If you submitted a quote and it was not on the page you still got 100 b0bcaps, but was left out due to number of submissions, lack of humor, or duplication. If you want to immortalize the things I say and earn b0Bcaps, join my Discord and submit them in the b0b-quotes section.