“I don’t know how to lay pipe ~ House Flipper”
“I can mount anything. ~ House Flipper”
“I have to touch you just right. ~ House Flipper”
“How do I touch this to make it happy? ~ House Flipper”
“I wanna know how to do the bunny. ~ One Hour One Life”
“Baby to dead baby ratio is pretty even right now. ~ One Hour One Life”
“That’s what I get for wanting to kill my own son! ~ One Hour One Life”
“I don’t have nipples; I can’t help you. ~ One Hour One Life”
“I’m pretty sure I’m going to murder some more babies. ~ One Hour One Life”
“I have that long shaft now. ~ One Hour One Life”
“I want you, and I want to DOMINATE you. ~ Pillars of Eternity”
“Don’t start listening to me, that’s a bad idea! ~ Slay the Spire”
“Are you kidding me! I had two chances to choke a bitch and I didn’t. So rude. ~ Slay the Spire”
“Come on guys, touch me better! ~ Graveyard Keeper”
“Let me give you my nuts! ENJOY MY NUTS! ~ The Pillars of the Earth”
“I’m going to shove an apple in my ass. ~ The Pillars of the Earth”
“I’m running out of places to put these dead bodies. ~ Party Hard 2”
“I was sad this morning, my cat wasn’t trying to suffocate me. ~ IRL”
“This is where I grew up...idyllic as fuck. ~ IRL”
“YA NASTY, AND YOU NEED CAT JESUS! ~ IRL”
“STAY IN THE CORNER WITH MY GIANT WATER PENIS! I love it. ~ Wizard of Legend”
“OH NO! Don’t drill me. ~ Wizard of Legend”
“I have to remember to use my balls. ~ Wizard of Legend”
“All right Tank. You have to pick my balls. ~ Wizard of Legend”
“If I still had my balls, I’d be doing so much better. ~ Wizard of Legend”
“He just like...big dick slapped me, right in the face. ~ Wizard of Legend”
“OH. MY. GOD. These balls are amazing. ~ Wizard of Legend”
“Don’t Touch Me! We were having so much fun ‘til you touched me with your pointy stick. ~ Wizard of Legend”
“If you do not have the booty, you do not get the top. ~ Wizard of Legend”
“Don’t run up on me like that! I’m easily excitable. ~ Wizard of Legend”
“I’m going to play this until I die.... ~ Wizard of Legend”
“The power of poop compels you! ~ Wizard of Legend”
So. Many. Quotes. Thank you Mala_Cat, Lanna, Bloody, CptSpaceToaster, CrazyOldJay, Tank, Soldier, Juan, Kurebris, Wour, CarryNek, Tnflr and Avianographer for the quote submissions this month. You guys got 100 b0bcaps for each quote and VIP status. If you submitted a quote and it was not on the page you still got 100 b0bcaps, but was left out due to number of submissions, lack of humor, or duplication. If you want to immortalize the things I say and earn b0Bcaps, join my Discord and submit them in the b0b-quotes section.